31 Days of Makeup: Day 15- Neutral

Hello there! This is a continuation of yesterday’s shit. But this time I can actually say random out of the blue profanity because this one is not going to be on my personal FB account!

In this look I used a very dark glittery metallic shade on the lids, I gotta say 1/4 of the glitter/shimmer on that shade ended up all over my face, my pillow my body every-fucking-where, and that is just 1/4 of the shimmers, most ended up on my lids since they are not chunky as fuck. Anyways, my point here is even shimmery neutrals are very workable, dark shimmery neutrals to be specific. If you read my post yesterday, I stressed out that the easiest eye looks are made from light matte neutrals. Here I’m basically showing you the opposite.

Here is the catch though, these types of looks requires a lot of blending but not as much as blending bright shades. This requires less transition shades and less blending compared to your purples, pinks, reds, blues and greens and black.

Like I said neutrals are the most basic shades you can use.

That’s all for now folks and see you all later! πŸ˜€


25 Things I Wish I knew When I was A Little Girl

  1. ThoseΒ siestas (a.k.a afternoon naps) that your grandma keeps shoving down your throat will be missed as you grow older.
  2. You will lose a lot of sleep in college.
  3. You have to eat a lot of bananas so you wouldn’t have potassium problems.
  4. You will loathe the pink princess dress that you like right now. You’ll start hating it when you turn 10.
  5. The “relationships” your elementary school classmates have is not as serious as you thought, though some of them did get pregnant early… just be glad you are not one of them.
  6. You and your younger brother will stay close.182289_189873001034079_5985894_n
  7. Your younger brother who looks like whale will grow up to be way taller than you, he’ll also have a better active life than you.
  8. You will end up looking like a whale when you turn 16 and in your first year of college.fat-ass-sonuvabitch
  9. You will not graduate on time… But no worries I haven’t graduated as well. πŸ˜›
  10. Your parents will go on their separate ways when you turn 15.
  11. You will rarely draw anything at the 19.
  12. You need to learn how to save money.
  13. The makeup that you loathed so much in your early teens will be your creative outlet when you reach 17-onwards.
  14. You will get bullied in high school, bring a lot of courage with you on your first day.
  15. You’ll still love anime.
  16. You will be an avid shipper.
  17. You’ll still like wearing heels.
  18. You’ll have a baby half-brother on the year 2007, and a baby half-sister on 2015.Β photo1584e001
  19. Mestiza girls are going to be your type.
  20. You’ll stop chorale singing at age 16.
  21. You’ll learn to sing properly at 18.Β You won’t struggle with high notes anymore. πŸ˜‰
  22. You’ll end up being a cat person instead of the dog person that you were raised to be. πŸ˜€Β photo5763
  23. You can tell your mom that your crush right now is a girl.
  24. You’ll fell in love with a girl (or three).
  25. Everything won’t be easy, but it’s gonna be okay.

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31 Days of Makeup: Day 13- I Wanna Look Like A Crayon…


This is the look I have for you today… Crayon… and yes… I’m wearing the same shirt as yesterday, because I did 4-5 looks yesterday since it’s my day off. I just got a new job, another part time job that does not pay well, but hey beggars can’t be choosers.

This actually looks pretty good…


That’s all for now folks and see you all later. πŸ˜€

31 Days of Makeup: Day 12- I Went Full Glam… Minus the False Lashes

Today I went full on narcissistic and took a lot of pictures… And today, I tried something new again with the brows and failed miserably, bull hell yeah I’ll just roll with it! Today I actually took the time to wear foundation. And I went back to cool toned neutrals with a soft pale gold lid color.

I actually like it, now if only I played safe with the brows this would’ve looked perfect…

So what do you guys think? Good? Bad? Ugly?

Honestly guys you can tell me.

That’s all for now folks and see you all later. πŸ˜€

31 Days of Makeup: Day 11- Half-Assed Instagram Makeup

Now, what I have for you today can either be offensive or funny to you, depending on your stand in this topic. What I have for you is a “parody” or some shit like that about instagram makeup.

In here I show you how much of a fucking fail instagram makeup will definitely look like if you don’t have the best lighting, at least 3 types of instagram filters, huge eyelashes and skill.

This face here is a compilation of how shit will look like if the key points failed to work. I’m pretty sure that you guys will see where every single shit went wrong in here.

So why did I made a fail look when I’m perfectly capable of making a good one with the same techniques? Because I am jackass who always makes fun of shits that might actually give me a lot of backlash. And I actually thought it would be funny to show you guys a little bit of what this technique looks like in reality.

Because in the real world, a lot of people want to try the shit they see on instagram, are all these people experts? Fuck no. So I made an example here.

That’s all for now folks and see you all later! πŸ˜‰

31 Days of Makeup: Day 10-No Eyeliner(?)

So today, I will actually show you two different looks. because I wanted to change things up a bit. Above you see two looks with one common similarity. Both has no eyeliner on the top lid, but both has heavy eyeshadow looks.

I just wanted to experiment and see if a look is going to work without the usual winged liner or just eyeliner in general.

So what do you guys think? Did it work or not?

That’s all for now folks and see you all later. πŸ˜€

31 Days of Makeup: Day 9- This is my Church Look

I go to church every week. And I have to say most of the time I go with a look that is something like this, mainly because I procrastinate… And when you procrastinate but you still wanna look like you tried a little bit; the best route to take is “bold lip with very neutral eyes” and it works nicely.

Mind you though, this is not only for lazy bitches like me… this is also for those busy ladies that actually has no time to do their face before their day starts.

So that’s all for now folks and see you all later! πŸ˜€