Okay, since today is the first day of classes, at least in the college I go too. I can’t sleep, and I don’t have anything to do, and I’m feeling too lazy to edit my past post… So, I figured out that I’ll just make a list of the top 5 bullsh*t that happens on the first day of classes. B-) (At least to me)
When you enroll on the first day of class, like what I’m going to be doing later, today, there is a really big chance that everyone, every personnel in your school will troll you before they let you enroll. 🙂
At the registrar’s
from hell office.
Poor Late Enrollee: Uhm… hello ma’am?
A.K.A. Hades: Hello, what do you need, your schedule?
PLE: Uhm, no. Can I get an Enrolling form?
RA: Uh, please wait here while I find you some forms.
—-25 years later—–
RA: Miss, just come back later, it’s lunch time already.
*Brings out a machete*
When your guardian hold your allowance because they think that you’re only enrolling today. But suddenly, you need to go to class the moment you finish the enrolling process.
When your best friend tht you haven’t seen for the whole vacation saw you and says….
BFF: Wow you’ve gone *insert insult here*!
Annoying classmates that feels like they’re close to you be like…
Feeling Close Classmate: Hey how’s your vacation, I heard you went to Baguio?
Me: It’s been great? You?
FCC: I didn’t do much… By the way, do you still have some extra souvenirs, can I have then.
Me: *inside my head* I don’t even know you…
FCC: Hey can I borrow your pencil.
FCC: *sit’s close to you* *proceeds talking crap about someone* Hey do you know Jane took on the whole Basket ball team? Such a slut right? *Laugh*
Me: That’s my best friend, Bitch!
Believe it or not… Those things happen.
At least that’s what happens in my school most of the time.